Din nou Pat Ingoldsby

HOW THE LAST REMAINING JOB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD GOT RID OF ITSELF

Firstly we amalgamated every single company,
institution and employer in the whole world
into one huge big gigantic multi-national which
even employed the self-employed and we shot
anybody who wouldn't just join which took care of
all the poets, painters, musicians and writers
and other reactionary hippies who think that
they have got the right to please themselves
and then we streamlined the company and
rationalised its day-to-day operations so that
it ran itself and we were able to lay off the
entire workforce because the company could make
a bigger profit without them which only left
management until the rationalisers automated them
as well before going on to rationalise themselves
out of existence which only leaves me but next year
this annual report will write and deliver itself so
fuck it anyway that's my job gone too.