Alte scrieri ale lui Pat Ingoldsby

CIRCLE

Her father gave her a hard time at home.
Then she gave other men a hard time
until she found a man who gave her a hard time
and then she felt at home again.



DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?

Does anybody else besides me
ever hold a shop door open
for people
and they just walk straight
past without saying
"Thank you"?

They don't even look at you.

The next time it happens to me
I'm going to chase after that person
and say - "Excuse me... I wonder
would you ever please hold this
for a couple of seconds until I
get back from the toilet?"
And I'm going to give them
a hand-grenade with the pin
pulled out.